wouldn't touch with yours

Presumably short for "I wouldn't touch him/her, even if I were using your penis".

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wouldn't touch with yours

1. (slang, transitive) To not find (someone) sexually attractive; to be unwilling to have sex with someone.
   • 1965, Hunter Davies, Here we go, round the mulberry bush:

     Her bottom lip hung down practically to her navel, wherever that is.
     "Do you mind," said Spike. "Even with a sack over her head and the Kohinoor diamond stuck at the end I wouldn't touch her with yours."

Mostly used in the form "I wouldn't touch him with yours" or "I wouldn't touch her with yours".

• wouldn't kick out of bed