waffle stomp

waffle stomp (third-person singular simple present waffle stomps, present participle waffle stomping, simple past and past participle waffle stomped)

1. While showering, to step on feces to push it down the drain.

   I ended up laughing so hard I had a little accident, so I had to waffle stomp it down the drain.

   • 2018 March 13, Darcy French, “For & Against: Wafflestomping”, in Farrago Magazine‎:

     Not only does wafflestomping significantly reduce water consumption, combining showering and toileting into one progressive activity, but it also reduces deforestation, as wafflestomping rids us of the need for toilet paper, turning instead to the gentle stream of a warm shower.

   • 2020 February 17, Alison Sullivan, “Recent Study Finds That One In 30 People Poop In The Shower”, in Ruin My Week‎:

     Because I live a "very online" kind of life, I have heard about waffle stomping, the colloquial term for pooping in the shower, then shoving it down the drain by stepping on it.

   • 2020 April 2, @AmericanDadLive, Twitter‎:

     Be a real man and poop in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain.

   • 2021 April 27, @MagitekDad, Twitter‎:

     Protip: if anyone follows Tucker Carlson's advice and harasses/attacks my kid for wearing a mask, you can expect to be waffle stomped into the nearest floor drain.

   • 2022 January 24, Jill Slater, “Woman Shares Very Hilarious (and Also Very NSFW) Results From Viral Period-Shortening Hack”, in Mumslounge‎:

     The author said you'd 'shoot out the uterine lining like a jellyfish' and could then 'waffle stomp that sombitch down the drain and you’ve got yourself a two day period.'

   • 2022 March 24, @xkinghazy, Twitter‎:

     Quit lying I know you be waffle stomping like the rest of us

2. Alternative spelling of waffle-stomp (“to hike while wearing waffle stompers, to beat decisively”)