sitzpinkler

From German Sitzpinkler (literally “one who sits down to urinate”).

sitzpinkler (plural sitzpinklers)

1. (colloquial, figurative, derogatory) a fearful person, usually male

   I've run out of sympathy for these sitzpinklers.

   • 2012 [2006], John Green, An Abundance of Katherines‎, Penguin UK, →ISBN:

     “Do I look like an eighth-grade Boy Scout, sitzpinkler? We'll go out. We'll have fun. We'll get up early and drink coffee and hunt pigs and everyone will be drunk and hilarious except for us.”