limp-dick

• limpdick, limp dick

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limp-dick (countable and uncountable, plural limp-dicks)

1. (slang, vulgar) A weak male.
   • 2008, Blake Bailey, The Thought of Her‎, page 175:

     Hell, Bob. That wasn't a meeting. That was a chance for those limp-dicks to scold a real man.

   • 2010, Ted Wood, A Clean Kill‎, page 78:

     'You're a limp-dick little freak who gets off making dirty phone calls. When I catch up with you I'll wash your mouth out with soap.' He sniggered. 'You've got me all wrong, Chiefy. I'm not a freak and I am certainly not a limp-dick. Just wait a while and your wife will know all about me.'

   • 2011, Jemiah Jefferson, Wounds‎, page 57:

     And don't call Beckmann a limp-dick — he was a very vital force.

2. Erectile dysfunction, impotence, whiskey dick.
   • 1996, Lil' Kim (lyrics and music), “Not Tonight”:

     For limp-dick niggas, that's frontin' like they willy
     Suck my pussy till they kill me, you feel me?

   • 2007, T. N. Barker, Dice, St. Martins’s Press, page 66:

     Ever since I slept with Tone, our sexual endeavors have been replaced by limp-dick disaster, […]

   • a. 2008, Matt Casarino, Something Went Wrong, in 2008, Open 24 Hours, Original Works, page 22:

     You think I don’t know how your guilty conscience triggers a severe case of limp-dick when you’re with those sad little women?

   • 2009, Allen R. Henson, You Do Know Jack: Our Path of Self Destruction, iUniverse, page 70:

     He left I finish off with a porno style cum-shot right on Jane’s tits. I exaggerate not. From limp-dick to threesome.

• Thesaurus:erectile dysfunction

• priapism