hump dumpling

From hump (“to have sex”) and dumpling, suggesting something short and squat. Derogatory usage implies that such a child is little more than the product of humping.

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hump dumpling (plural hump dumplings)

1. (slang, derogatory) A child.
   • 2003 October 5, Kari Levstik, “Speaking of CF Hotels and B & B's”, in alt.support.childfree‎ (Usenet):

     You do NOT have the right to allow your hump dumplings to roam unattended in any public place.

• For more quotations using this term, see Citations:hump dumpling.

• See also Thesaurus:child.