cold as charity

An ironic reference to the cold-hearted nature of much so-called charity, which should naturally be warm.

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cold as charity (not comparable)

1. (simile, rare, humorous) Very cold, whether in temperature or in demeanour.
   • 1883, Tinsley's magazine, conducted by E. Yates, volume 33, page 28:

     "Here's another funny thing I don't quite believe," he said; "a minute ago the tea was boiling hot, and now it's as cold as charity. But I mustn't forget it's winter; that's what's making my fingers tremble so. Jolly cold — jolly cold. Yes, jolly cold as charity sounds topsy-turvy."

• cold as a witch's teat

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