beat with the ugly stick

beat with the ugly stick (third-person singular simple present beats with the ugly stick, present participle beating with the ugly stick, simple past beat with the ugly stick, past participle beaten with the ugly stick)

1. (idiomatic, slang, in the past participle) Used to describe someone who is particularly ugly or unattractive.
2. (idiomatic, slang) To engage in penile copulation.

• hit with the stupid stick