ass-blast

• ass blast

From ass + blast (“to shatter, as if by an explosion”).

ass-blast (third-person singular simple present ass-blasts, present participle ass-blasting, simple past and past participle ass-blasted)

1. (slang, vulgar) To have anal sex (with someone).
   • 2004 June 21, smacdo3347, “Where's the Love?”, in alt.sports.basketball.nba.la-lakers‎ (Usenet):

     I have a T-shirt that says "Bugger a Hugger"...but I don't really want to ass blast a tree hugger.

   • 2009, Geraldo Cruz, Blood Ties, Bloomington, IN.: iUniverse, →ISBN:

     "You know what you need?" Johnson huffed, "You just need to bend over for me one time so I can ass-blast you..."

   • 2011 December 19, Patriot_Gaymes, “Guess what Buster calls me now?”, in alt.politics‎ (Usenet):

     He thought I was just getting breast implants and that I would become a she male who could continue to ass blast him.

   • 2012 September 5, DJ Pangburn, “Ten Assholes Up for Re-Election in 2012”, in VICE‎, archived from the original on 2022-08-19:

     Todd Akin is to the definition of "rape" what Bill Clinton was to the definition of "is." His observations are, in a word, surreal. But maybe he'd feel differently about the whole thing if he was ever bent over and "legitimately" ass-blasted.

2. (slang, vulgar, figuratively) To beat comprehensively; to trounce, waffle-stomp.
   • 2005 April 8, hachiroku, “School shootings - I really don't understand why”, in alt.fan.michael-moore‎ (Usenet):

     Notorious B.I.G. was reveled as a martyr when he got his ass shot away as a result of a gang turf war. Same with numerous others who got ass-blasted of some silly nonsense.

   • 2009, Kevin Pappas, Godfather Of Night: My life in America's hidden Greek mafia, London: Sphere Books, →ISBN, page 355:

     I knew that when it came down to the word of a lawyer versus the word of a doper ex-con, I was going to get ass-blasted every time. I’m a gangster so why would anyone believe me?

   • 2013 January 29, Bert Burykill, “Rehab or Prison?”, in VICE‎, archived from the original on 2023-02-16:

     Even if you've never had any negative consequences from drug use other than getting ass-blasted by Johnny Law, these cocksuckers will call you a "functional addict."

   • 2021, Jason Brant, Shattered, →ISBN:

     He gave her another nod, whispered. "Let's open the doors and get out of the way. If someone is in there, Cass will ass blast them with that cannon."

   • 2022, George Fiffy, “Satan's Castle II”, in The Doom Master Wadazine, number 19, page 12:

     The gameplay is pretty tough at times, considering the age of the WAD. While it’s not slaughter-styled, it does pose a threat thanks to the usage of tight corridors, high density of enemies and monster positioning, which requires to pay a slight degree of attention to avoid getting ass blasted into oblivion.