Cunstitution

• Cuntstitution

Blend of cunt +‎ Constitution, implying that the constitution is a worthless document.

Cunstitution

1. (slang, humorous, derogatory, vulgar) The Constitution.
   • 2000 September 26, Bob Crownfield, “It struck me....”, in rec.scuba‎ (Usenet):

     My question was to ask if there were scholars
     who had studied such documents and understood
     why they worded it in what seems to be an ackward^[sic] way,
     and what they meant by doing so.
     
     It does not compare to the clarity of the Cunstitution writers.

   • 2001 June 14, The-Trainers, “Questions About Joining the NRA”, in aus.politics.guns‎ (Usenet):

     Which explains almost everything we hear on TV in regards to guns
     and our rights and the Cunstitution.

   • 2004 November 19, Ack, “Arab media says 400 US soldiers killed in Fallujah”, in talk.politics.guns‎ (Usenet):

     George Orwell appears to have written their Cunstitution.

   • 2007 April 29, Captain Tripps, “Hey VOR”, in alt.rock-n-roll.metal.oldschool‎ (Usenet):

     Dude, it's like the friggin Cunstitution.