TAKE ME FOR A WALK
(written for the aborted revision of Park)
Trio - Sara (daughter), Austin (father), Elizabeth (mother] -- [or quartet, including Jamie (son)]
lyrics by Tom Lehrer (no music written)

Take me for a walk
That's all I ask of you
A simple walk, perhaps a talk,
Exchanging points of view
An occasional quiet little stroll
Rejuvenates the soul
Not too energetic [alt: Nothing too athletic]
Merely peripatetic
Millionaires can't measure
What a simple pleasure -- means.
They just don't have a glimmer
Riding in their limou -- sines.

If they got out the lead
And tried to walk instead
They'd gladly throw their calendars away
And say:
Just take me for a walk with you
To -
Day.

Optional:

Cancel lunch and hold my calls
And hand me down my overalls
I'm going for a walk
Today.

INTERLUDE :

[mostly spoken]

A:

There surely must be something I can buy you
With which to ply you
And satisfy you
A trip to Tahiti?

S: Forget it, sweetie.
A: A new Ferrari?
E: [yawns] Terribly sorry.
A:

A color TV? A Ph.D.? A nightingale? The Holy Grail?
Well, how about a diamond ring
Or anything I possess?

S,E: Sir, what do you take us for?
A: A walk, I guess.
S,E: That's more like it!

Take me for a walk
Take a walk with me
We'll traipse along, And sing a song,
As jaunty as can be.

An adventurous early morning hike
Is what I'd really like
No destination
And not much perspiration

We could simply mosey
To a green and cozy -- glen
Savor the aroma
Till we head for home a -- gain .

S,E: We could be climbing a peak with a stick and a pack
A:

Spending a week with a crick in my back
But nevertheless I'll join you, if I may --

S,E: Okay!
(Alternating:)

We can amble along
Or shamble along
Or toddle along
Or waddle along
Or swagger along
Or stagger along
Our way -- Hey!
Please take me for a walk with you
To -
Day.

This work is in the public domain worldwide because it has been so released by the copyright holder.

 
This article is issued from Wikisource. The text is licensed under Creative Commons - Attribution - Sharealike. Additional terms may apply for the media files.