66
THE WRONG BOX
He's one of the ornaments of Bloomsbury, and has a collection of some kind—birds' eggs or something that's supposed to be curious. I bet it's nothing to my clients!'
'What a lark it would be to play billy with the labels!' chuckled Mr. Wickham. 'By George, here's a tack-hammer! We might send all these things skipping about the premises like what's-his-name!'
At this moment, the guard, surprised by the sound of voices, opened the door of his little cabin.
'You had best step in here, gentlemen,' said he, when he had heard their story.
'Won't you come, Wickham?' asked Michael.
'Catch me—I want to travel in a van,' replied the youth.
And so the door of communication was closed; and for the rest of the run Mr. Wickham was left alone over his diversions on the one side, and on the other Michael and the guard were closeted together in familiar talk.
'I can get you a compartment here, sir,' observed the official, as the train began to slacken speed before Bishopstoke station. 'You had best get out at my door, and I can bring your friend.'
Mr. Wickham, whom we left (as the reader has