It will sigh like a thing that is deeply distressed :

⁠And it always looks grave at a pun.

"The fourth is its fondness for bathing-machines,

⁠Which it constantly carries about,

And believes that they add to the beauty of scenes—

⁠A sentiment open to doubt.

"The fifth is ambition. It next will be right

⁠To describe each particular batch:

Distinguishing those that have feathers, and bite,

⁠From those that have whiskers, and scratch.