IT was a Bishop bold,
 And London was his see,
He was short and stout and round about,
And zealous as could be.

It also was a Jew,
Who drove a Putney bus—
For flesh of swine however fine
He did not care a cuss.

His name was Hash Baz Ben
And Jedediah too,
And Solomon and Zabulon—
This bus-directing Jew.