You Don't Have to Be Born Perfect to

An image should appear at this position in the text. To use the entire page scan as a placeholder, edit this page and replace "{{missing image}}" with "{{raw image|Popular Science Monthly Volume 92.djvu/34}}". Otherwise, if you are able to provide the image then please do so. For guidance, see Wikisource:Image guidelines and Help:Adding images.

Our country's navy rejected you, Oscar, on the strength of your varicose veins which we show below. Even the United States army did not want you at first. But they operated upon you in one of the New York hospitals and, behold, you are now wearing the service uniform of Uncle Sam

An image should appear at this position in the text. To use the entire page scan as a placeholder, edit this page and replace "{{missing image}}" with "{{raw image|Popular Science Monthly Volume 92.djvu/34}}". Otherwise, if you are able to provide the image then please do so. For guidance, see Wikisource:Image guidelines and Help:Adding images.

His right collar-bone (it's the left in the picture) was broken, and it was badly

bar and perform gymnastics better than most editors we know. And so he is